Meatball Queen
My name is lex.
My best friends- nipplepunk &- trashvag


I used to be stolepunk but now i'm dadfarm whoops.

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

jaclcfrost:

“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”

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gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

benedict-cumberbatch-gifs:

How did you channel your inner gay?

[x]

His answer is cut out for editing reasons, but check out his full answer in the linked video. 

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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  • Girl at the rock show: what
  • Mark Hoppus: i don't know

fuckyeahthefabfour:

i wish my life was like the twist & shout scene in ferris bueller’s day off but if anything it’s more like the scene where cameron is hopelessly staring at that seurat painting while his friends are making out 

ircnpatriot:

like. why we gotta hate on things. why we gotta hate on movies we haven’t seen yet. why we gotta hate on actors who are just doin the diddly darn best they can do. why we gotta hate on characters. all the characters. they are literally just characters there is no need to hate. why we gotta hate. just chill. chill. pet a dog. look at cat videos. listen to bird calls. no need to hate friends.

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

JD.